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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Voter fraud specials on LoPorto's "menu"

The following (obviously fake) menu for Lo Porto Ristorante "Gaffe", sent via fax from an anonymous source Friday evening, doesn't pull any punches on the restaurant's owner, Councilman Michael LoPorto, and other area Dems allegedly involved in the ongoing voter fraud scandal.

With dishes like Weasel con Kevin ("a thin, breaded turncoat, served in our delicious red sauce over shredded absentee ballots") and Frittura di Brown, the menu clearly came from someone who has been following the voter fraud story closely, but there's no indication who the prankster is.

The full "menu" below.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they still take American Express?

January 31, 2011 at 7:56 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares who did it, he's a total jerk. Kevin did the right thing.

January 31, 2011 at 1:12 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the following:
HARRY'S CHOICE a heaping helping of spam w/discarded FOIL requests, A SWEETHEART dinner, served ala carte by the Judge Corp. The only thing missing is everything.

followed by dessert of:
Useless appointees that have no value other than to fatten their paychecks and give King Harry some comfort, seeing that he is incapable of making a decision by himself, at least one that makes any sense, Served with Mirch pudding, a big portion that lies there and is tasteless and loaded with useless calories and fat.

January 31, 2011 at 10:03 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the mayor isn't under indictment anony -moose. Uncle Mike is. So call people crooked, and call them thiefs, but the fact remains, Harry didn't break any laws -- Uncle Mike did though -- that's the diff

February 7, 2011 at 5:39 PM 

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